fetussam:

I feel so bad for Benedict Cumberbatch. Just because someone’s famous doesn’t mean the paparazzi can stalk and harass them, especially when they’re on holiday. Lot’s of people skinny dip when they go on holiday, and it’s shameful the the paparazzi had the nerve to actually release the photos.

here are the photos (viewer discretion is advised)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

image

this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

I hope you fall in love with someone who always texts back and never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.

—(via dynasam)

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alohaelohaie:

surffvibbes:

this is so beautiful!!

unreal

I always believed that people were more beautiful underwater

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Before you speak-ask yourself: Is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve upon the silence?

Shirdi Sai Baba. (via curvesincolor)

The moon is closer to the sun than I am to anyone.

—Nada Surf, “80 Windows” (via larmoyante)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist)